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bible lessons

thought this was funny... this friend chooses to remain "anonymous" and wants to be called "jamal" instead.
disclaimer: this is just a joke, dont take it offensively :P

jamal: you know the "stone the whore" story right
me: no
jamal: i teach you
jamal: i m feeling generous right now
me: hah
jamal: so jesus arrives to this 1 village and saw this woman surrounded by all these people
jamal: threatening to stone that bitch
me: OH
me: i remember this story
jamal: then jesus jumped in and said "yo, hold up Jews"
jamal: wtf y'all think you doing
jamal: and they said, about to stone this ho
jamal: so they wanted stone that whore because she was spreading STDs
me: now you're putting in your own stuff
jamal: who's telling the story here
jamal: you or me
me: fine fine
me: go ahead
jamal: ok
jamal: so jesus said, who here has never sinned before
jamal: if you can honestly say that you've never then cast the first stone
jamal: and they thought about it for a sec
jamal: and all hang their heads in shame and walked away
jamal: so the moral of the story is
jamal: thou shall not judge
jamal: unless you are jesus
jamal: the end

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calmdragon
Aug. 1st, 2006 12:49 am (UTC)
what if thou has an army? not speaking of anyone inparticular, just wondering. haha
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arnogseel
Aug. 1st, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
i dl a bunch of utada's cds.

but i dont remember what they are called hahaha

and i've stopped dling them for a while now so i dont have any of the new ones (if there were any)
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arnogseel
Aug. 2nd, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
oh ok, i'll see if i could dl it ;P
garfpooky
Aug. 1st, 2006 07:49 pm (UTC)
hehe, if all bible stories were told in this style, I might be more inclined to read them :P
arnogseel
Aug. 1st, 2006 08:15 pm (UTC)
he jokingly said that he's thinking about changing careers because you said that haha
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