hold me and don't let go (arnogseel) wrote,
hold me and don't let go

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funny xanga post

another xanga post. from the same street fighter guy. he's so funny.

Once again, my parents questioned me regarding their ultimate fear: "are you gay?" .......WTH?! Could I be any more heterosexual? Does anybody else have parents with similar paranoias? And then my mom went on claiming that I am straight to this day because of HER guidance! ...as in the words of Lil' John, WHAT?! O' contraries'! I've sustained my heterosexuality with my safety net of darling and beautiful friends that are girls. Let's not forget every straight man's keepsake - Maxim and Sports Illustrated. Am I straight? - Yes. My answer to my mom's question. - Yes, I like men.
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