(from a chinese song, please excuse my poor translation)

now just before i go out everyday, i will always check the weather forecast. just to see if i need to take an umbrella out or not. you know if a relationship was like this then it would be all good. the best if you tell me first, which one are real and which one would work out. am i supposed to act like you? when you're not happy, you'll jump around till it's gone? i'm a guy. i just hope to have someone massage me and wouldn't talk back when i'm talking.