1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
let me add one to the list...
4) Underline things that are half true
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days. (i only catch inuyasha on... and csi when it comes on next week, most of the time, it's videos or dvds)
* I love olives. (used to stock up on those things!)
* I own lots of books. (unfortunately i havent read much of them)
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games. (depends on which game)
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies.
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (hahah that's funny!)
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. (sometimes might be an understatement)
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (not a lot but i know i did change)
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (scary stuff, i'm so scared to have knives or sharp things around me)
* I'm TOTALLY smart. (i wish!)
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain. (esp. if it's raining cats and dogs)
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need/want money right now. (who would complain about having too much money?)
* I love sushi. (with a captial L lol)
* I talk really, really fast. (used to, now i sometimes do not all the time)
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair. (depends what you call long)
* I have lost money in Las Vegas. (yes i am a really bad gambler lol)
* I have at least one sibling. (two to be exact)
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (cant remember, probably have... something along the lines of "i was not checking out that guy" when i was lol)
* I know how to cornrow. (that would be interesting to learn)
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty. (guilty as charge! before she got married of course)
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent. (i would like to have some type of hidden talent lol)
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends. (define a lot)
* I am currently single. (and ready to mingle)
* I have pecked someone of the same sex. (yes i've kissed someone of the same sex a couple of times)
* I enjoy talking on the phone. (depends on who, but most of the time, i enjoy it)
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (only at home)
* I love to shop. (i think this is a guilty pleasure for everyone)
* I enjoy window shopping. (unfortunately window shopping becomes buying shopping many times)
* I would rather shop than eat. (I love to eat)
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (HAHAHAH!)
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. (i however dislike ppL)
* I'm a pretty good dancer. (teach me how!)
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (no way, i love it)
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in God. (i beliebe in some kind of God)
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before. (and been rejected lol)
* I currently like someone. (trying to get over it)
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future. (lots of them!)
* I have changed a diaper before. (that brings back memories...)
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I'm not allergic to anything. (not that i know of altho i lie about it all the time)
* I have a lot to learn. (it's nice to be learning)
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. (almost, not yet... but i have to be online 40 hrs a week!)
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (with alcoholic friends? who wouldnt? lol jk!)
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (is it consider if the crush made a move on me first and i accepted AFTER my friend ignored me because she found out i like him too?)
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (those were the days lol)
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music. (some)
* I would die for my best friends. (or any loved ones)
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can. (only chinese videos that i like!)
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (it's awesome because you can dress up!)
* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (if the TV is on and that's on TV)
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I like surveys/memes.
* I am happy at this moment.
* I’m obsessed with guys. (i'll be called a liar if i didnt bold this one)
* Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I try to)
* I study for tests most of the time. (HAHAHAH RIGHT)
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can. (only at home or when my feet really hurt from my shoes)
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles. (turtles are cool)
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams. (some has came true)
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (i've achieved a lot of them)
* I am proficient on a musical instrument.
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies. (some :)
* I think water rules.
* I went to a college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro. (sometimes i like to play with fire. the real fire lol)
* I love the Red Sox.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (verbal abuse suck >_<)
* I love kisses. (*muahs*)
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome. (if no work is involve! lol)
* I think pigtails serve a purpose. (as catrina says... for tying up my hair?)
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable. (!!! john cusack!)
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
* I watch Food Network way too much. (i like to watch it but i dont watch it often)
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes. (some things lol)
* I can't whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
* I have ridden/owned a horse.
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. (private stuff)
* I can't stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep. (so i've been told, many times)
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren't family.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I love vaginas.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (once in a while, sometimes he's ok)
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling. (with my SO ;)
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (sometimes.... depends on the wine... LOL)
* I'm an artist. (i draw stick figures XD)
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made. (edward norton yo, not johnny depp)
* I am ambidexterous. (of course, my left is not as good as my right, but it can still write)
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name. (I used to call it the love of my life)
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (LOL)
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (a lot of my internet friends become my real life friends)
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes.
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before. (i suck at both lol)
* I have played strip poker with someone else before. ;P
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I know what THACO means.
* I have a signed Tom Servo head.
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen
* I was a Spice Girls fan and I'm proud of it.
* I have traveled on more than one continent. (traveling is my life)
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
* I have seen every single episode of more than one television show. (sex in the city, csi)
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I am a Libertarian.
* I can sing songs in languages I don't speak. (lol)
* I could speak more than one language.
* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (yes i have a.s.s. = asian sleep syndrom)
* I am ovulating. (i quote catrina "I WAS! ALL DONE!")
* I am very confused.
* I believe that everything ends. (i believe nothing lasts forever)
* I like happy endings. (i doooo)
* I ask too many questions. (depends on what)
* I coined the word "puccashina" and am the only one using it.
* I am a closet philanthropist.
* I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order, from memory.
* I would rather read than watch TV. (depends on which book and which tv lol)
* I like reading fact more than fiction. (i kinda like both)
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (who hasnt lol)
* I have at one time considered becoming an assassin using only a knife and a pack of gum. (lol that's great!)
* My parents never gave me a set allowance.
* I always ALWAYS play as Professor Plum when playing the board came Clue.
* I google everything I'm curious about. And I do mean everything.
* I always look up a word at www.dictionary.com if I cannot spell it or don't know what it means.