hold me and don't let go (arnogseel) wrote,
hold me and don't let go
arnogseel
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being a celebrity

so i was at safeway with carlos. i passed the magazines... (i always get suck into the tabloids). and the headlines read "is angelina pregnant?" and i'm standing there looking at it and i'm thinking "damn. i would hate to be a celebrity." because i'll walk into a super market for like milk or something and i ended up seeing a tabloid about how i look pregnant.

the first thing that might crosses my mind would be "damn, am i getting fat?" lol

i'm sure if i was a celebrity, i would have rumors that i'm pregnant. lol "is eliza pregnant? who is the father?!"

i need to go back to the gym


and here i am eating while writing this entry hahahah well at least it's just a plain bagel. no fat!
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