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being a celebrity

so i was at safeway with carlos. i passed the magazines... (i always get suck into the tabloids). and the headlines read "is angelina pregnant?" and i'm standing there looking at it and i'm thinking "damn. i would hate to be a celebrity." because i'll walk into a super market for like milk or something and i ended up seeing a tabloid about how i look pregnant.

the first thing that might crosses my mind would be "damn, am i getting fat?" lol

i'm sure if i was a celebrity, i would have rumors that i'm pregnant. lol "is eliza pregnant? who is the father?!"

i need to go back to the gym


and here i am eating while writing this entry hahahah well at least it's just a plain bagel. no fat!

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sasalee
Oct. 3rd, 2005 08:44 pm (UTC)
most celebrities wouldn't do their own grocery shopping on a regular basis. they have people for that... hahaha. remembers heather saying "talk to my people."
arnogseel
Oct. 3rd, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
oh yeah true. but still! i'm sure they somehow cross something with the mags.
natscookiejar
Oct. 3rd, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)
except bagels have a lot of carbon-hydrogen bonds, which means a lot of carbs, which don't dissolve easily in water, which make them harder to digest.

oy
biology.
arnogseel
Oct. 3rd, 2005 10:37 pm (UTC)
oy. i'm gonna get fat lol
garfpooky
Oct. 6th, 2005 04:14 am (UTC)
If something's hard to digest, wouldn't it just pass through the body? I thought carbs were bad because excess sugar gets stored as fat.

BUT, I despise the Atkins diet and all that no carb crap, so I say be SMART about your carbs, not cut them out. :)
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