November 27th, 2003

hug me and dont let go

viagra

i came back from the trip. WHOOO i'll update on that later. but right now i am checking emails and i got one that was about viagra. pretty funny. you probably already seen it? but here it is:

"Subject: Viagra

The boss of a big company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad logans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
the week went very well for everyone.

THE TOP TEN;
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper!
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to
be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for
a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And, the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis..... This is your penis on drugs."
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hug me and dont let go

lj friends

i have cleaned my lj friend's list. if i took you off, dont feel offended, just that i havent really talked to you or read your journal... or simply forgot who you are. it has nothing to do with anyone offending me or upsetting me. i just feel like cleaning it up. so yeah. any other questions, just holler hehe and if i took you off, you can take me off your friend's list too. whatever you choose. it's only fair =)

P.S. i'm keeping all icon sites tho. because they're cooooool =) hehe
moslz

moslz-ing

so, i lost my voice. fricking... it kinda hurts to talk hahaha but yeah. it's worth it. first off, i wanna tell o that we got a lot of flavored water and a big bag of chips in her car... that would be nice for SO. the trip was good. here are a few things i would like to remember if ever looking back on it. good and bad.

monday. sf. fillmore. 11.24.2003
-540 am
-borders gave us stools
-reuniting!!!!
-acoustic live
-figuring out what moslz meant
-them liking our gifts
-jesse got the couties
-rickey gave me adam picks!
-tio? t.o.?
--"when it's cold outside... and you got nobody to love..."
-cool SIN shirts
-meeting john
-getting m&g for the fillmore
-buttons; humps, V and BOB
-getting a jacket to keep warm ;D
-"nappie" and "gifty"
-seeing the guys going to lunch
-ryan and adam switched instruments
-jesse looked VERY sick. poor kid
-BCR
-ghetto dancer molestor haha
-Kaumyar
-jack osbourne franky "do you know what you want"
-gavin thanking tisha
-tall ass stages?!
-meet and greets ;D
-Kaumyar
-encore without jesse... for a short while
-kara's flowers poster signing
-"kara's flowers suck ass!" hahahah!
-about adam's shoes, i was right, fuckers. lol
-damn. shit. motherfucker.
-waiting for gavin outside
-homeless lady/crackhead jumping into pictures and slapping gavin's ass LOL
-losing tire hubs, scary shit

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OH KAY. i am really tired. this is all i can remember right now. i will add more later... the addition lines would start with a star for recognition. =)
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    BRC - Do You Know What You Want (in my head)
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