i dont think my husband reads this journal, so i will write about him LOL for christmas, since he's part of the secret santa group, i dont have to get him anything. but while i was going shopping with heather for gifts, we were at target looking at christmas cards... and i decided that it would be sooo funny if i got brian a humorous husband christmas card! but you know what i found out? after going to a few card stores? NO ONE makes humorous christmas cards for husbands. there are humorous christmas cards for wives, but not husbands. i mean, do they think that all wives are so serious that they would never look for humorous cards for their husbands? i mean, they were all icky stuff like "all these christmas we spent together...," "you are always the perfect husband," "thank you for being that wonderful person..." i mean... do they think that we, wives, are all just about LLLOOOOVVVEEE?
shesh, they are so wrong LOLOL
this is so sad. i got this in the email a long time ago but never took the time to read it until today... trying to clean out my inbox. so anyways. it's sad because it's like me. you probably saw it, but let me put it up anyways. i'll bold the ones that are me LOL
YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN 2003 WHEN:
1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. (maybe not 15, but definitly more than two)
4.You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you. (aim lol)
5.Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they
do not have e-mail addresses. (sigh, so true lol)
6.When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business manner. (fucking shit, that's me lol)
7.When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9"
to get an outside line.
8.You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
three different companies.
10.You learn about your lay-off on the 10 o'clock news.
11.Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12.Contractors outnumber permanent! staff and are more likely to
get long-service awards. .... and the real clinchers are...
13.You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. (almost haha)
14.As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
15.You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any
more, except to send you jokes from the net. (HAHA yes)
16.You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
17.You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a
No.9. (Bet you all did this one!?!?!?) (hahahaha)