June 28th, 2004

hug me and dont let go

uh oh

i think he knows...

dunno what to think of that

and i'm alone
and bored
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i'm a collector

so i collect dvds and books all the time. books that i'll never read... or start reading but never finish... and dvds that i watch all the time. but i just dont always randomly collect books and dvds... of course... like everyone else, most of the time, i have a little theme... or something. a lot of you already know that i collect edward norton dvds... be it a good movie or not... i also collect sex and the city dvds.(still waiting for season six part two... grrr damn them for spliting the season up) i have collected all of alex cross's series of books... but i havent read them yet... of course...

well yesterday i got my "sex and the city: kiss and tell" book =) it's about the characters and all six seasons. and sometimes they would have some small summary of each episode for a season or two... and some of them have quotes with them too. one of them, i thought was really funny. ironic probably too.

this is after carrie slept with the guy and they are on the bed talking. she meant him at a her therapist office

carrie: so why are you in therapy?
seth: i'm really fucked up about women. after i sleep with them i completely lose interest. what about you? what's yuor problem?
carrie: i pick the wrong men

and today i was planning on watching the whole sex and the city... all six seasons all over again... since i have nothing better to do... especially after going through "kiss and tell"... but someone has some of my dvds *ahem* lol jk. and now i'm watching "red dragon" ah, i love edward norton.
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30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

(stolen from garfpooky.)

30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written by a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
--8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... --hahah
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whale. --that's me!
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy... --this is not true for me
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. --ok i've always got the sweatshirt... but i didnt always get the other two from all my bfs
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him. --hell yeah! w/o thinking ;P
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.--that's sweet
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky. --haha!!
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it. --amen, that's me! bad driver!
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. -- =X
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. --yes!
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked. --aww
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. --haha this reminds me of someone *ahem*
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade in cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

i really dont think a guy wrote this. gotta be from a girl.
but i think this is sooo funny.
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