March 30th, 2005

hug me and dont let go

marriage

so while i was in vegas i visited some of my relatives who arent blood related to me at all except for one of my cousins ahahahahahaha how complicated. let me explain... my mom had an older sister, my aunt who married my uncle... but she died before i was born. so all my life, i only knew of my uncle and my cousin. my uncle remarried and then had a child who is technically my cousin, but technically not. so anyway, i visited that family LOL and they were talking about my cousin's wedding in sept and how my cousin's cousin (my second cousin whom i played with when i was younger) was also getting married during the same month. wow. wtf.

so i was telling my manager that and he said to me, "then all of a sudden, all your freinds are pregnant!" ahahahah "are you speaking from experience?" "yeah! i mean they all got married around the same time, but all of a sudden everyone is pregnant. and i wanted to be pregnant too! but wait, i cant" lol yes, he is gay LOL he's so fun tho.

this is my working environment :D

anyway, my cousins made a bet that i was gonna marry before them but obviously one of them are getting married before me... unless i, all of a sudden, find someone during now to sept and we get married in like aug... LOL HIGHLY UNLIKELY. anyway, and in our little "group" back in good ol freshman year of college, all the girls think out of all four of us, i would be the first to get married first. JUST WATCH, i wont be :P i'm probably never gotta get married... just date a lot of guys for no more than a year and adopt kids instead. -.-

ok time for lunch.
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old lady jokes

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car
has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay
calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios
in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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