May 10th, 2006

jesse goof

jrc's tour diary

jesse is seriously on crack.
but this entry cracks me up
teehee do you like how i used the word "crack" differently in two sentences?

Chapter 1
(in which many words are produced)

Another Exciting Day. The big Cinco De Mayo weekend in the past... Now back to the working week. Noses to the Grindstone. Progress is powerful people!!! You there, get back to work!!! I don't pay you to think... Ahhh, speed and progress and technology... what a blessing and a curse. It probably all balances out in the end, all the good and all the bad. All the suffering and all the happiness. What do you think? Is the Moon half full or half empty tonight? Is summertime here already...? It's been beautiful on this deserted island that we're recording on... It really is a very pleasant place. The coconut trees are easy to climb... The sharks are never hungry for humans... the polar bears are tame... and we've got a way off once we're finished with this crazy album. I know you're doing your thing right now... got a lot of things are your mind... but here you are... you're reading this... i assume, because if you're not reading this... then who am I talking to? I mean... i take back what I said about assuming anything... i can say without a doubt that YOU are reading THIS right NOW. Am I right, or am I right? I mean... answer me this question... what is the word that you are reading right NOW?
NOW!!! now!!! now.... right now... once again a word has played a trick on my eyes... and N...O...W... doesn't even look like a real word. now... now now now now now now now now now now now now now now... it's fun to type it fast like that... it's like a mini horse trot... now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now.... wow.... wow wow wow wow wow ... that one is actually not as easy to type as "now"... what's the easiest word for you to type? butter... butter... nope.... that's kind of awkward... me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me... figures... that one is really easy... you you you you you ... a little harder. us us us us us us us us us us us us us us us us... yeah!!! super easy... that's teamwork!!! we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we ... that one is not only easy.... but it sounds like a party.




coconut trees, sharks and polar bears, oh my! lol
who took the time to type all those words out over and over to see if it's really that easy? HAHAHA

you can read chapter two here
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cranky

i officially hate going to the dentist...
and i have to go again another two times :(
normally to me, i'm pretty indifferent about going
but not after today
i kept thinking as i laid there, "man lady, my lips dont bend that way" ouch
i mean my dentist is nice and all but that assistant sucked
i hope i get a different one next time

and i swear that ppl are taking a movie and a novel too seriously.
it's a movie, not a documentry
it's a novel, not a biography
i mean... can you really call a FICTIONAL book a hoax?
if ppl wanna watch the movie, who are you to say to not watch it?
if ppl chooses to believe in a fictional book, why not let them be stupid?

you know something is wrong when you take out your work key to open your house front door.

dont mind me, i'm just cranky because for the pass hour, i had to feel metal against my teeth...
and let's just say this is exactly how nails to a chalkboard would feel...
if chalkboards felt anything
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