May 22nd, 2008

sasuke raise eyebrow (whatever)

meter maid bitch

today, like all days, i was a few mins late for work. i didnt want to be any later by parking in the garage so i left my car outside. it looks better to leave for a few mins to park my car than to come in even later than i already am.

but also, like many other days, i forget about the 1 hr limit and leave it in the same place longer than it should be... today, a coworker of mine looked out the window and saw me getting a ticket. when i got there, i said to the meter maid, "can i move it now?" she said to me "too late! you've been here for an hour and a half." ok i didnt argue, i deserved it. so i waited for her to finish so i can move my car.

when she was done, i lifted my hand to get the ticket but instead of handing it to me, she put it on the car anyway... uh? ok, whatever. i went to park my car. when i came back, she was still there giving another car a ticket. so i went over to her, took the ticket out and hand the envelope back to her. i said, "i dont need this, i pay for it online. you can reuse it." i was being environmental friendly. she said to me "keep it as a souvenir."

what a bitch!
78 laugh

i'm an "outlaw"

me: hi :(
Jennifer: wut?
wut's wrong
me: i got another ticket
Jennifer: :X
me: fourth one in a month!
Jennifer: u're a funny outlaw
"i got four tickets in a month"
"parking tickets"
me: lol!
yeah like "damn you must speed like a mad woman!"
"parking tickets"
you're so funny
Jennifer: hehe
"naw i'm too fast for them to catch me."
"they only get me when i'm parked"

cath + sara uh?

donating your eggs

my aunt wants to switch jobs so my dad asked me to help her look around. i was on craigslist and i came across this: ASIAN EGG DONORS NEEDED! EARN $8000 (All Bay Area)


it'll be like putting your child up for adoption except you're getting money for it and dont have to go through the whole 10 months + labor thingy (i'm so pc, i know lol)... wait. that's basically like selling your baby for $8000!

i was thinking, wouldnt it be weird if you do this and by chance bump into some 18 yr old kid 18 yrs later who sorta look like you. you'll be like "could it be my child?!" LOL

a pro to this? (well besides the $8000 haha) you would know if you can conceive or not. i think that's one thing i'm worried about. i wouldnt know until i try, yeah?

$8000 is very tempting lol but surgery is scary o_O
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