5 is bigger than 0

i dunno.....cuz it's "five, two, zero"???

you know...."five to zero"

5 competed with 2 in a three-legged race (In 5's case, it was a six legged race) The edge obviously belonged to 2 from the get-go. 2 then went up against 0 in an engineering competition where structural strength was the main factor in judging. 0 won because it was shaped like an egg. Finally, 5 faced off with 0 in a talent competition held at the legendary Apollo Theater. 0 garnered a sprinkling of pity applause with Mary J. Blige's Sweet Thang while 5 busted loose with an ill DeBarge medley straight out of left field that pleasantly took the audience by surprise. Yeah, that about explains it.

I liked that riddle a lot too.

OK, now on the count of three...