hold me and don't let go (arnogseel) wrote,
hold me and don't let go

  • Location:
  • Mood:
  • Music:

bible lessons

thought this was funny... this friend chooses to remain "anonymous" and wants to be called "jamal" instead.
disclaimer: this is just a joke, dont take it offensively :P

jamal: you know the "stone the whore" story right
me: no
jamal: i teach you
jamal: i m feeling generous right now
me: hah
jamal: so jesus arrives to this 1 village and saw this woman surrounded by all these people
jamal: threatening to stone that bitch
me: OH
me: i remember this story
jamal: then jesus jumped in and said "yo, hold up Jews"
jamal: wtf y'all think you doing
jamal: and they said, about to stone this ho
jamal: so they wanted stone that whore because she was spreading STDs
me: now you're putting in your own stuff
jamal: who's telling the story here
jamal: you or me
me: fine fine
me: go ahead
jamal: ok
jamal: so jesus said, who here has never sinned before
jamal: if you can honestly say that you've never then cast the first stone
jamal: and they thought about it for a sec
jamal: and all hang their heads in shame and walked away
jamal: so the moral of the story is
jamal: thou shall not judge
jamal: unless you are jesus
jamal: the end
Tags: funny, quotes

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.