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now i'm just slacking HAHA

this was forward to me by a coworker. i thought it was interesting and a little funny.

From a guys perspective...

If a guy is good looking...
Don't immediately assume he is a playa. Not every Will Smith is a Eric
Bennet, so read beyond the fine print and you will be surprised. Don't
deprive yourself a Mr Gorgeous because of fear of the unknown, think about
the children, they'll be good looking, minus years of trying to convince
them they are "beautiful" and being called to the school cause s/he roughed
some kid who called them "Butt Face", "Mugabe", "Nkosazana Zuma", etc.

If a guy has a child with another woman...
90% of the time, he'll go back to the woman. Either the woman will use the
child to interrupt every moment you spend together, or the guy will realise
he made a big mistake and go back to his "family". Chances of you winning
over his child are nil, that's a battle you've already lost. Advice: Leave
Mr Family Man or kill the child. Make your pick.

If a guy cheats on you...
He'll do it again. If you stay, he'll cheat even more. No woman can make a
guy stop cheating, not even his mother. Cheaters are like a small kid, once
they tasted sweets, no matter what you do or say, they'll find a way to get
hold of them. Stop looking for water in a desert, because you'll find none.
Advice: Leave the looser and find a real man who'll give you his all OR stay
with the cheat and be a subscriber of Kleenex Tissues, cos you will be
weeping till you get to your grave. He might even find a girl to replace
you, cos he doesn't really need you, or he'll keep you to cook for him and
do his laundry, while he gets his groove on.

If a guy hits you...
Yes even if it's a slap - leave. If you stay, you have convinced him that
it's okay if he beats you. Ladies, it is not love, it is lust. Stop
convincing yourself that "if you hit a child, it's because you love them."
You are not a child and he is not your Parent.

Do you go around beating up your best friends? Think about it!

If a guy says he loves you...
Probably he truly does. Make sure you can differentiate between being in love
and being in lust. How to do that? Simple.

Does he cheat? Hit you? Insult you? Abuse you in anyway? If you answered
"YES" to any of these, U ARE IN LUST - LEAVE!!!

Does he respect you? Makes you feel special? Treat you like a queen? If you
answered "YES" to any of these, U ARE IN LOVE - YOU LUCKY FISH, HOLD ON TO
WHAT YOU'VE GOT!!!

Ladies, Don't be a statistic by committing suicide, being in a coma from his
beatings or die from Aids which he infected you with. There is always life
after a break up, Brace yourselves women, you have come this far, don't
disappoint! God will never let you down and if you are looking for LOVE,
Look within yourself and you will get enough.

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gxcad
Mar. 30th, 2007 11:27 pm (UTC)
Um, at the risk of appearing to be homosexual, I agree with the looking, hitting, and cheating rules.

Disagree strongly with guys saying I love you. Its often BS IMHO.

where is the "from a girls perspective" part of this? In other words, the wise advice for the guys? Oh, thats probably because guys don't read directions.
arnogseel
Mar. 30th, 2007 11:34 pm (UTC)
haha you're so funny. maybe the girls should write one for the guys haha

i have to admit the i love you part is a little iffy on me too :P
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