hold me and don't let go (arnogseel) wrote,
hold me and don't let go
arnogseel
  • Mood: silly
  • Music: Nicole Kidman & Ewan McGregor - Come What May

convo of the wk

hands down

me: omg, i need to stop!
jen: tell molly to slap you
jen: in the butt lol
me: i did. and she said "what??? why in the butt???"
jen: lol cuz in the face is mean
me: haha you have a butt fetish! always telling me to smell your butt... now you want ppl to slap my butt... i know you wanna do it yourself
jen: lol fine. tell your sister to hit your hip. and then step on your feet
jen: and no i do not have a butt fetish. stop fantasizing about me slapping your ass

where does she think of these things? LOL

never a boring convo with jen lol

and to elaborate about "smell my butt": i have a habit of telling ppl to "shut up" in the valley girl (??) kinda of way. and jen decided that her only response to that would be "oh yeah?! smell my butt!" lol

i guess bc there really isnt anything you can say after someone tells you to "shut up" lol
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