hold me and don't let go (arnogseel) wrote,
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i came back from the trip. WHOOO i'll update on that later. but right now i am checking emails and i got one that was about viagra. pretty funny. you probably already seen it? but here it is:

"Subject: Viagra

The boss of a big company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad logans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
the week went very well for everyone.

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper!
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to
be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for
a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And, the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis..... This is your penis on drugs."
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