NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
By: Garrett Hols
It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.
NICE GUYS DO FINISH LAST.
sorry in advance for my grammar and spelling lol
People always say that the assholes always get the girls whereas the nice guys always finish last. Assure you that every nice guy have wondered why this is the case. Well, why do nice guys finish last? Nice guys finish last because most of them are gutless. And when a guy is gutless and nice, he hardly EVER makes a move on the girl of his dreams. And because of this, they become the second thing closest to a boyfriend, her best friend aka "the listener": someone who is willing to listen to her every problems, gives her attention and emotional support. Some might say that once the nice guy becomes the "listener" or best friend, he really has no chance with the girl, this is not true. In fact, many times girls do fall in love or have a liking to their best guy friend, the thought would've crossed her mind at least once. Sorry to surprise you guys, girls are not blind, they do noticed that you are worth it. Girls WANT a relationship where her boyfriend pays attention to her and gives her emotional support. OH wow! Who would've known that? Definitely not the nice guys! Because if they did, they would've made a move! These nice guys were too afraid that she would never like him because he's not an asshole. Girls do not purposely go looking for assholes and definitely not "the perfect asshole," even if it seemed to be that way. Girls like nice guys! They are not stupid, they see that the nice guy is right next to her, but you cannot expect her to ask the nice guy out, because stereotypical but true, it's harder for the girl.
The assholes get the girls because they have guts and actually do something about it. Yes, granted that they pretend to be nice and the girls fall into their "charade"... but did you noticed something? These girls fell for these assholes' charade because they were pretending to be "NICE, friendly and listens." So what does this tell you? Girls do like nice guys, they like nice guys that make moves on them!! You cannot win a race if you never move. Even if you know that the gold cup is made for you to own, you will never get it if you dont move when the race starts. You WILL finish LAST.
So stop your complaining and instead of writing an article about it, DO something about it. Go for those girls, because unlike the assholes, you actually are nice, you dont need to put up an act. It will just naturally flow. Yes, making a move does not guarantee you that you will win the girl, but at least you tried and you did not finish last.
(But if you made a move, and she rejected you... then ended up with another asshole... well... that's a whole another story called "How to Work It.' Until then, good luck to those nice guys that have guts. :D)