1. Take your username and replace each letter with its corresponding number (a=1, b=2, etc).
2. Add the numbers together.
3. Add each digit from the answer to #2 together.
4. Answer #3 now becomes an entry number. Find this entry in your diary.
July 21st, 2003
5. Answer #3 now becomes a word number. Count that many words into the entry, and give the resulting word.
6. Use the resulting word from #5 in Google's Image Search and select an image from the first page of results for all to see.