i just realized that your funeral is probably the only time that everyone gets together. family, of course. their families. your friends and their families. your family's friends and their family. you name it, they're there. some ppl might miss your graduation. some might even miss your wedding. but once it comes to your funeral, everyone would make it. even if they live on the east coast, they'll probably fly back to see you one last time. how sad.
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